this too i shall regret.

I was going to reply to http://codyjohnston.tumblr.com/post/1541369803/i-now-assume-the-hook-of-the-show-is-that-theyre with a tongue-in-cheek Kardashian search, but I only got as far as this before I was stopped by sudden-onset disappointment in the world.

No, Google, I’m not feeling lucky.